Score: 2

"theres no place like home, yo"

submission: Mike B Meets Howard Stern

date: September 28, 2002

i couldn't finish watching the movie. the fact of thinking that howard stern knows that people make shitty flash movies of him overwhelms me to the point where want to die. the animation looked like fuckin chicken shit... i mean chicken scratch (wow, that was funny, gary. you fag) i'm not going to watch your other movies so i can write a solid review about your movie. i frankly, don't give a flying fuck about your other movies....since i'm guessing that they all are fuckig chicken scratch...kinda like that first epsiode od Doug, that nickeloden cartoon, and then the drawer like either learned to draw or that jimbo guy fired his ass for not knowing how to draw, uh...what was i talking about, i'm not even go to look at what i wrote because i know that it's just giberish. now excuse me, i have to go wash the dishes and take my schizophrenic medication then go across the street to go buy milk. which in itself, is big fucking accomplishment for me, since i can't stand to be around people.

Score: 2

"for some weird reason i really liked the music"

submission: the skullkid

date: September 27, 2002

nice looking graphics but the there was no real strategy in the game, and you can only move back and fourth...so, that really makes for a shitty review. since i know absolutely nothing about flash making, all i can say is do better!

Score: 2

"fuck"

submission: History of fuck!

date: September 26, 2002

i use the word fuck alot. and this movie is always entertaining to watch from titme to time. i really can't give the movie a actual score since it's an mp3..but we all know that, i mean someone had to make this into a movie. so all in all... i gary simpson, use the word 'fuck' everyday in my life.

Score: 3

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submission: Pillsbury Insanity

date: May 5, 2002

were you doing lsd when you made that? i was suprised when i laughed, i thought that the pillsbury dough boy thing was played out... and after watching this one i relized that anyother pillsbury dough boy movie after this one will be shit. i will be boycotting all the future pillsbury dough boy movies, other than that, good job.

Score: 5

"super start"

submission: Here Comes ClearClock!

date: February 28, 2002

all that shit on the bbs is retarded, if some people on NG wont watch clock movies then..whatever. this was good and i like the voice thing with the subtitles..you and manderin clock are my favorite. maybe if i wasn't so cheap i would buy a flash making program and call myself TREEclock.

Score: 0

"i hate myself and you"

submission: The Untelevised Olympics

date: February 27, 2002

that movie was shit. i don't understand why someone put this on the front page..bcause it had Wade in it??...if so that is fucking bullshit. if your idea for making this movie was to make people laugh then you should have made this movie funny. but i'm not just saying this because i think i know everything about flash, it's like you tryed your best and now i'm giving you a shitty review..why..because i hated the movied, it was to boring for me and was not funny. i guess what i'm trying to say is that i'm amazed at how many NG'ers vote 5 for crap like this. you all suck..and if you are going to give this a review after mine, make sure you call me a fucking asshole licker.since i'm like gving this movie a bad review and the don't forget to talk about that i don't know anything about flash and that i'm a fagett and i watch S club 7 in L.A on tv.

Score: 10

"10"

submission: Smashing Pumpkins Parody

date: February 15, 2002

cool. this kicks ass, i also like to sing along. i've been voting 5 for this movie for the past week.

Score: 0

"excellent"

submission: Gary the Robot Part 1/4

date: February 8, 2002

i could watch this all day. the music is great..much better than any of that 9/11/01 shit. cool movie though..and my first name is gary too, so you get a five. make more!

Score: 10

"good start"

submission: lil timmy

date: February 7, 2002

good start...i will be looking forward to see your next movie.

Score: 6

"kokain"

submission: ClocksOnCrackKokain(COCK)

date: February 7, 2002

that was funny..really it was..no bullshit. if it was longer it would be alot more portal friendly..i mean you know all thoes fucking ng geeks and their all your base r belong to us..that movie was complete fucking blood fart baby shit. but yeah your movie was funny and the clocks are..well...special. so like good job.